OK does stuff like this happen to you? I was driving home from my Pippin sleepover last week and approaching the border. There are two border crossings close together and the one I prefer requires taking the right exit or you end up at the other one, but it’s taken quite a few trips in the last year to remember what that border crossing is called on the American side and which is the right exit. I always fuss about stuff like that. “Is it this one?? Right here? Should I be taking this one?”
This trip I was driving along and feeling cocky because I finally finally clearly remembered the name of the exit I was looking for and I drove past all of the signs letting me know it was coming thinking, “Yeah, I know. It’s all good. Thanks for the heads up but this time I’m on it!”
I was getting close when I noticed a funny bulge by my knee in my jeans. “Wow, what’s that? Is there something in my jeans? Has it been there all day? Oh man, are those underpants?? Are those yesterday’s underpants stowed away? Have I been walking around like that all day? Oh man. Not cool not cool.”
And then because I have the concentration of a gnat I managed to look up just as I was sailing past the exit I needed.
So I was then at the wrong border crossing and with underpants stuck in my jeans.
Stuff like that happens to everyone, right?