{"id":1341,"date":"2013-07-10T00:02:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T07:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2013-07-10T00:02:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T07:02:27","slug":"thievery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/10\/thievery\/","title":{"rendered":"Thievery"},"content":{"rendered":"

The crime:\"Image<\/a>A sneak attack, the poor cherries dragged out of my bag while I swam. \u00a0The plastic bag viciously poked and a cherry stolen and flown away.<\/p>\n

The thief:<\/p>\n

\"Image<\/a><\/p>\n

“Who?”\"Image<\/a>“Me? \u00a0Whatever, lady.”\"Image<\/a><\/p>\n

The trap:\"Image<\/a><\/p>\n

Ah. The old hide in front of the mussels trick.<\/p>\n

\"Image<\/a><\/p>\n

Trap #2:
\n\"Image<\/a>The approach:\"Image<\/a>The inspection:\"Image<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t fuss. \u00a0No tricks. \u00a0I share.<\/p>\n

\"Image<\/p>\n

He ate a bunch more of my cherries, but these ones I offered.<\/p>\n

We hung out.<\/p>\n

\"ImageFor the last cherry of the day he reverted to his rotten stinking thieving ways and nabbed it off my towel while I swam.<\/p>\n

\"Image<\/p>\n

I know I heard him chuckle. \u00a0Jerk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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