{"id":1901,"date":"2014-06-04T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T07:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/?p=1901"},"modified":"2014-06-04T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T07:12:00","slug":"things-that-suck-a-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/things-that-suck-a-little\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that suck a little"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1906\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"photo 1\" width=\"584\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-1.jpg 1455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well this cake actually sucked a lot. \u00a0I made one a while back for a family dinner and worried and stewed and gloomed (my blog&#8230; I get to make up words) and predicted awfulness since it was the first time I&#8217;d made that recipe, but\u00a0it was wonderful! \u00a0A yummy moist gluten-free orange cake, even better with whipped cream. \u00a0It was so good I decided to make it again a few days later for a boy who had missed out. \u00a0(And for me. \u00a0Because it was SO good.)<\/p>\n<p>This time.. not so much. That freak\u00a0would not cook through. \u00a0I kept putting it back in the oven for more and more time until I had to give up and go to bed. \u00a0I took another crack at it the next day, putting it in a low oven and wondering if I could salvage some sort of biscotti transformation. Well no. \u00a0Just a still-raw cake. \u00a0How is that even possible after the hours\u00a0it logged\u00a0in the oven? I finally waved the white flag and sent it to the garbage.<\/p>\n<p>And then this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1907\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2\" width=\"584\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2.jpg 1455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah. \u00a0A plate painted by a girl I know. \u00a0Busted. \u00a0Just like the heart of who it was painted for, as written on the still fine bottom:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1908\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"photo 3\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32-399x300.jpg 399w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-32.jpg 1430w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a>So I keep forgetting to get the right glue, because I want this to have the very BEST glue, but then I&#8217;m going to glue back all those little pieces and it&#8217;s going to look notchy and imperfect and a bit weird, and its days of serving fruit and cookies are probably done, but it&#8217;s going to go on my shelf and still be awesome and I&#8217;m still going to love it to bits. \u00a0I like things that are imperfect and a bit weird. \u00a0I&#8217;ll post a shot when I get it done.<\/p>\n<p>Still. \u00a0Sucked a little.<\/p>\n<p>My swallows are back this year and were fixing up the old place and managed to knock off a chunk.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1903\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"photo 4-2\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sucks a little as, being kind hearted and slightly cracked like the plate above,\u00a0when I had\u00a0the house painted a few years ago I waited till the family had moved on for the year and then got the painters to go\u00a0around this sacred establishment. \u00a0And now&#8230; that shows.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1904\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"photo 3\" width=\"584\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-3.jpg 1455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a>That one really just does suck a little. \u00a0I can live with that. \u00a0I&#8217;m hoping mom swallow settles down a bit though. \u00a0I assume that one of every swallow pair that nest there is a grown up baby that I used to talk to. \u00a0This year it must be the dad. \u00a0Mom is not at all sure she wants to nest so close to my front door and dives out and swoops me every time I go past. \u00a0Talk to your husband, Madame. \u00a0I is on your side.<\/p>\n<p>And as these sucky things get smaller and smaller and I remember anew how blessed I am I will barely be able to raise a pout in reporting that I mistakenly put sugar in my tea twice this morning. \u00a0That was some sweet tea. \u00a0But you know what? I worked pretty fast for a while there!<a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-4-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><br \/>\n<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1902\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2-2\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-2-2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And I got to take a desk shot which always makes me feel a little artsy, and I managed to slip the new bookmarks in the shot. \u00a0Made a few months\u00a0ago when there was a bit of a \u00a0 pause and I needed to put paint on paper instead of canvas.<a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1905\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31-1024x748.jpg\" alt=\"photo 3\" width=\"584\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31-1024x748.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31-300x219.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31-410x300.jpg 410w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-31.jpg 1118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So much fun. \u00a0I was feeling a little birdy and a little beachy.<\/p>\n<p>Good combination.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1913\" src=\"http:\/\/box5710.temp.domains\/~pippinst\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21-399x300.jpg 399w, https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/photo-21.jpg 1382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well this cake actually sucked a lot. \u00a0I made one a while back for a family dinner and worried and stewed and gloomed (my blog&#8230; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":88890,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,1,44],"tags":[72,24,23,25,56,14,45,16],"class_list":["post-1901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-designing","category-uncategorized","category-painting-2","tag-birds","tag-critters","tag-just-having-fun","tag-life","tag-oops","tag-painting","tag-taking-a-breath","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/88890"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pippinstudio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}